Date: 6/3/2008

The Israel/Palestine solution!!

Let me start by giving a brief history on the situation. Some 80 years ago, the Palestine was under the control of the British. Then they promised the Jews the land... but they also made the same promise to the Arabs. So there was a whole lot of fighting over the land, and the UN had to come in to resolve the situation. So anyways the UN decided to split the land between them. In 1948, Israel was formed as a Jewish state, and the Arabs got whatever was left of the land. The Jews were happy, the Arabs were not.
Ever since then, there has been countless attacks in what has come to be known as the "occupied territories", primarily the Gaza Strip. From missile attacks to suicide bombings, this land has experienced alot of bloodshed. But finally someone has come up with a solution.
It's brilliant in its simplicity. Here's what we'll do. Since the UN has gone through all the trouble of creating a Jewish state, and since they've already been around for 60 years already, it would be easier to just leave the Jews right where they are. They've done a marvelous job with the place, converting a desert wasteland into a productive nation. So let the Jews keep Israel. The question is; what do you do with the millions of displaced Arabs. Well the answer to that couldn't be more obvious. Move them to...

NAMIBIA
Now hear me out on this one. In case you've never heard of or no nothing about Namibia, let me give you a few interesting facts. Namibia is one the most under-populated countries on Earth, which is made up largely of desert land. ARABS LOVE THE DESERT! How much more perfect could it be? Here we have millions of Arabs fighting over a tiny piece of land, when just a few (thousand) miles South is an Arabian dreamland OVER 37 TIMES THE SIZE OF ISRAEL. Just to give you an idea of how big Namibia is, take the United Arab Emirates, Tunisia, Bangladesh, Kuwait, Jordan, Syria, Qatar, Lebanon, Maldives, Azerbaijan, Israel and Palestine, put them all together, and Namibia would still be bigger.

Then there's the population. With its 825,418 square kilometre land mass, Namibia has a population of just over 2 million. Let's put that into perspective by comparing it to the population of all the above mentioned countries put together.

Populations:
Israel - 7,282,000

Countries Combined - 227,538,000

Namibia - 2,074,000

Need I say more? Namibia and Arabs are a match made in heaven. I've even come up with a suggestion for a new flag to incorporate Namibia's new Arab residents.

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It's ingenious. Now all I have to do is email this solution to the UN and see what they have to say about it. The only problem I can see here is that Namibia borders South Africa, so we'll have to put up a 10 metre high solid concrete wall along Northern Cape. It's not that I don't like Arabs, but with South Africa's xenophobic attacks, it'll be for their own good. I'm sure the UN wouldn't mind funding it since it would aid in resolving a 60 year old problem, and I doubt the people of Namibia would mind either coz they're a lonely bunch of people. I just hope they don't mind being subjected to Sharia law. Problem solved :)


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